
Getting Hitched
April 12, 2026 • Pahrump, Nevada
Date
Sunday, April 12, 2026
Time
Ceremony begins at 2:00 PM
Reception to follow immediately after
Address
3160 W Zephyr Ave.
Pahrump, NV 89048
Show up. Hug people. Grab a beer or wine. Pretend you're not early or late. Music will be on. Wander freely.
This is the legally binding part. It's outdoors, in full daylight, and starts on time. Please be seated by 2:00 PM unless you enjoy making a dramatic entrance.
Drinks and snacks begin immediately after the ceremony. We will vanish briefly to take photos and confirm we still like each other.
Expect charcuterie, jalapeño poppers, and other snacks. I have zero self-control. Alcohol remains aggressively available.
We come back, say thank you, and officially remove all remaining structure from the day. Games, dancing, and fun are encouraged.
Play games. Dance badly. Sit in the shade. Start a deep conversation. Abandon it halfway through. Repeat as needed.
Dinner happens during this window. Eat when you're hungry. Seconds are a personal choice. Pants adjustments are understood.
We'll briefly gather everyone to acknowledge the fact that we are alive, married, and standing in the desert at golden hour. Photos will happen. Feelings may occur. Sunset is at 7:12 PM and yes, we planned that.
Closest Airport
Las Vegas (LAS) - Harry Reid International Airport
Drive Time
Approximately one hour from Las Vegas Airport
Note: Rideshare services (Uber/Lyft) are limited in Pahrump. We recommend renting a car.
Here are some lodging options in the Pahrump area:
Holiday Inn Express
861 NV-160, Pahrump, NV 89048
Durango Casino (Closest Vegas Casino)
6915 S Durango Dr, Las Vegas, NV 89148
AirBnb or VRBO
Various options available in the area
Your presence at our wedding is the greatest gift of all. However, if you wish to honor us with a gift, we've got a barn fund to house animals and horsepower.
Bangers, throwbacks, and at least one song everyone pretends not to love.
Emotionally? Formal. Logistically? We did our best.
Yes. Are they encouraged? That's between you and your sanity.
Yeah, we're not monsters.
Early enough to not be that person.
Short enough to survive without snacks.
You will by the end. Or you'll be drunk enough not to care.
Yes. They've been approved and lightly threatened.
Yes. We'll understand. We'll remember. It's fine.
At first.
That's normal. Pretending you didn't is not.
You can request. The DJ can ignore.
No ❤️